Impress your friends - if you have some, unlike us.

So Mr. Popular, I bet it must be nice having actual friends. You probably call each other up to see how you're doing, and then make plans to go to another friend's house for a cookout. You probably play games online and have fun in-jokes that outsiders won't understand. You probably sleep really well at night, too, knowing there are all these people who care about you and that you won't slip into the dark void of nonexistence without having formed a single meaningful human connection.

Lonely? I'm not lonely, what makes you ask? Anyway, why don't you go and enjoy some more fascinating facts?